I'm rushing around trying to get out of the house to the office - making sure Deonne has The List of the day's activities fully understood.
James is in the bathroom - taking care of business - singing songs (which is what he does when he's doing Number Two.)
'Wanna see something?'
'Ummmm.... no, not really.'
'But it's really cool.'
'Uh, no, but thanks. But your Daddy would love to see, I'm sure.'
I'll leave the rest to your imagination....